les marteaux
12:33 Wed Aug 3
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A young lady from near Potter Heigham
Saw some dildos and wanted to try 'em
But quick as a flash
They got stuck up her gash,
And she had no choice but to buy'em
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Lertie Button
10:20 Tue Aug 2
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The BMX apothecary
Oh my soul
The architect of infamy
Oh my soul
For each and every train we miss
Oh my soul
A bitter little Eucharist
Oh my soul
My Sad Captains by Elbow, doing pills in a nutshell
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Darby_
5:33 Sat Jul 30
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Fish shop.
How cold the lips of salted bream.
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Scraper
3:39 Sat Jul 30
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I see dead people...
Etc etc...
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Texas Iron
3:24 Sat Jul 30
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I wandered lonely as a cloud...
Etc etc...
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Scraper
2:53 Sat Jul 30
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I'm a poet
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WHU(Exeter)
1:50 Sat Jul 30
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Spinning
Like a ghost
At the bottom
Of a top
Haunted
By all the space
That I will live
Without
You
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Hammer and Pickle
1:19 Sat Jul 30
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The world was supposed to end today.
Well it hasn't.
So you can all fuck off now.
So there.
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orwells tragedy
1:07 Sat Jul 30
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Nurse Ratched 7:15 Fri Jul 29
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I plumbed in the pool shower room today Nursey!
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gph
12:44 Sat Jul 30
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Ich weiß nicht,...
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Ronald_antly
12:40 Sat Jul 30
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Muggy on the RAMPAGE.
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Muggy Bonehead III
12:34 Sat Jul 30
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what a load of cunt
fucking queers taking over
poetry bollocks
that was a japanese stile. its called i.q. or something like that
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jack flash
8:32 Fri Jul 29
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There was a young lady from Coleshill,
Who sat herself down on a moles hill,
Out came the mole, Shoved his nose up her hole,
She thought it was nice,
But the moles ill
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
7:42 Fri Jul 29
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The was a young man from Bude,
Who fingered his girl whilst they queued.
Then a man up the front
said, 'sniiiiiffffff', I smell cunt'.
Out loud. Just like that. Bloody rude!
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Nurse Ratched
7:24 Fri Jul 29
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Feck that for a lark. Those chores are tedious. I think. I don't do.
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mashed in maryland
7:18 Fri Jul 29
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They're your jobs these days as much as it is ours.
In fact maybe more.
#EveryDayFeminism
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Nurse Ratched
7:15 Fri Jul 29
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*sigh*
I wouldn't mind you all being unromantic philistines if it meant you had other skills like plumbing in washing machines or putting up shelves, but you silly barks probably couldn't even do that. :-)
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Charoo
7:02 Fri Jul 29
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Transfer dealings are poo
Causing lots of wet knickers on WHO
But wipe off your Knob
Let Slav do his job
And hope that we pull of a coup.
More a limerick than a poem but I am an uneducated cretin.
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riosleftsock
5:25 Fri Jul 29
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Another from when we were kids
My friend Billy
Had a 6 foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
Now its only 2 foot 4.
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riosleftsock
5:23 Fri Jul 29
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And who can forget
In days of old
When knights were bold
And bogroll weren't invented
We wiped our arse
On blades of grass
And walked away contented
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mashed in maryland
5:16 Fri Jul 29
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Poetry is gay
Poetry is really gay
Hai-kus are gayer
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